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So the news is, I am sick. I actually had to leave the office today because I was feverish and just not doing 100% a-OK like I usually am. The good news about this is… there is none. I’m just sick with a stomach flu.

So the latest: I got a sofa at work, which means that my office is finally setup the way I want. I also got a stereo so it is very loud when I want it to be.

And since I’m not in the blogging mood, I will relate a story. Amy and I went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last night. The movie was absolutely stupendously wonderful. Except for one thing. In the theater was a couple who felt the need to talk through the first hour, until someone talked to them. Then, ten minutes later the woman borrows a cell phone from someone a row ahead, and starts calling people on it. Who does this?

After much shooshing and nasty looks from Amy and I, the woman puts the phone away, and the guy lights up a cigarette! On the way out this exchange took place:

Amy: “I hope you enjoyed the movie”
Bitch: “Oh we did.”
Amy: “Why don’t you just stay home next time?”

The guy she was with was much much bigger than I, and I being not so stupid decided we should leave quickly. So we did.

I mean, who is that stupid? These people should be rounded up and put on an island in the North Sea with Dementors. Fuckers.